It's six o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's a KoLer sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Man, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a seal clubber's clothes."

Wee waa waa, wee waa wah
Waa waa, nah na na ne num

Play us a turn, you're the KoL man
Play us some turns tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for adventures
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Jick by the bar is a friend of mine
He dupes me my meat for free
And he's quick with a joke or to code up a joke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Cap, I believe this isn't fufilling me"
As the smile ran away from his face
"My future lies to the West of here
The Bay Area's my kind of place"

Oh, ba na na, ni na nah
Ba na, nah na na ne num

Now Riff is a deviant puzzlist
Who doesn't have time for the 'base
And he's talkin' with Pez, who's still in AZ
And potentially could be for life

And the players are practicing politics
As the devsters slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call friendliness
'Cause it's better than drinkin' alone

Play us a turn, you're the KoL man
Play us some turns tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for adventures
And you've got us feelin' alright

It's an excellent crowd for a Saturday
And the DanBob gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's us we're all comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the casino; it smells like a carnival
And the keyboards smell like a beer
Then they talk at the bar and put meat in my jar
And say, "Man, why are you playin' here?"

Oh, wee waa waa, wee waa wah
Waa waa, nah na na ne num

Play us a turn, you're the KoL man
Play us some turns tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for adventures
And you've got us feelin' alright