Ten Reasons Why Werewolves Make Good Pets

10. Needs no pet license, walkies, or litter box
9. Sensitive friends unlikely to be allergic to
werewolf
8. Werewolf can get outside job and pay part of rent
7. No special bedding required, unlike vampire
6. A good conversation starter at parties
5. Weapons carried by typical burglar ineffective
4. As long as you have neighbors, no need to worry
about feeding
3. Easy to fool landlords who have a "no pets" policy
2. If landlord not fooled, werewolf can eat landlord
1. Never lose annual "Biggest Dog in Town" contest
again


Top Ten Reasons Why Werewolves Make Poor Pets

10.) The mailman is afraid to deliver.
9.) Keeps throwing out your silver jewellery.
8.) The shower drain is ALWAYS clogging with hair.
7.) Uses a whole bottle of conditioner to "de-tangle"
after a full moon romp.
6.) Invites the pack over on Friday nights and they
drink all your beer.
5.) The 6 month freezer order of meat is always gone
in 2 weeks.
4.) Hogs the T.V. to watch nature documentaries.
3.) Howls in his/her sleep.
2.) Always gets blamed when the neighbor's cat
disappears.
1.) KEEPS HOGGING THE COMPUTER TO LOG IN TO A.H.W.!!!

A.H.W= Alt.Horror.Werewolves

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