You are in a large, shelf lined room. The shelves reach to the celing, about 50 feet above. Looking around you notice a small, white covered leather book. On the spine is embossed in gold "Our Wedding". You open it...
That's right, Libwolf got married to Hayley (corrupter of norwegians
& Libwolf). Below is the transcript.
Residents of Bugarup University, a wonderful thing happened today. At around
10:30 on Saturday, February 17th, Year of the Constipated Goat by the
Didjabringabeeralong system, Bugarup University's sweetest couple, Hayley
and Libwolf, finally got married. *sighs and occasional wolf whistles* It
happened in the chat, so no you know where all the action really is. The
following is a transcript of the ceremony:
[The Dean] Dearly beloved we are gathered here in the sight of Offler...
[Confusing] and two witnesses
[Libwolf] Wasnt it offler who couldnt hear very well?
[The Dean] snow and conman make good witnesses.
[Confusing] no, i think he just had a speech impediment
[Confusing] you would too, if your had to keep your mouth open constantly
for the birds to clean it
[Hayley] ahem
[Snow] oh sorry, should we get on with the ceremony?
[Libwolf] *points a hand at Hayley. White mist surrounds her and she is
dressed in a wedding dress*
[The Dean] we are gathered here in the sight of offler to join this libwolf
and his woman in holy matrimony.
[Snow] _his_ woman? I protest
[Confusing] *points a hand at LibWolf. tries again, and this time the
wedding dress is replaced by a tux*
[The Dean] this woman, sorry snowy.
[Snow] that's better
[Libwolf] *points a finger at Confusing and replaces him with a frog*
[Snow] picks up the frog and puts him in her overall pocket so he can still
witness the proceedings
[Confusing] what? i made sure your tux fit!
[Confusing] although you did look lovely in that dress
[Snow] *snigger*
[Confusing] just don't expect me to show up at the christening
[Libwolf] *raises an eyebrow at snow*
[Hayley] AHEM
[Snow] am I supposed to be scared?
[Libwolf] Yep
[Hayley] DEAN..... THE CEREMONY
[The Dean] Do you Libwolf take thee Hayley in holy marriage, for better or
worse, for richer, for poorer till death
or elephant squishing do you part
[Libwolf] Yes
[Snow] *tries to put on her best intimidated face and failing utterly
dissolves into giggles*
[The Dean] Hayley same question names reversed.
[Hayley] And the dress is beautiful. Thank you Libwolf
[Hayley] Yes
[Libwolf] who has the ring?
Anonymous4962 has joined the chat room.
Anonymous4962 is now known as jase.
[jase] im back!!
[Hayley] Snow.. you're not supposed to laugh at weddings. You're supposed
to cry!
[The Dean] Hi jase, your just in time.
[Hayley] JASE!!
[Confusing] hello jase. hayley and Libwolf are getting married!
[Libwolf] Jase, you are my best man
[jase] To leave?
[Hayley] JASE HAS THE RING!!
[jase] Hi Hayley
[Snow] well, does it make you feel better to know that I'm laughing so hard
I'm crying?
[Hayley] Hi Jase
[Confusing] i hope you've got the ring. i did, but libwolf turned me into a
frog
[Hayley] NO Snow, it doesn't
[The Dean] Can we continue the ceremony?
[Libwolf] No crazer than the mud wedding I went to yesterday
[Hayley] Yes. You can
[jase] Now was that the wedding ring or th ring of protection from flans?
[Hayley] AHEM.
[Snow] no one can escape my flans
[The Dean] either way, doesn't mater jase.
[Libwolf] Wedding ring
[Hayley] YES IT DOES
[jase] here you go then *fumble*
[Hayley] This is my wedding, for heaven's sake
[Libwolf] *pulls out the pachyderm cube*
[jase] oh no its gone down the back of the pew
[Hayley] oh no. What's he doing with that?
[Libwolf] RING. NOW. OR PACHYDERM
[The Dean] Libwolf say after me 'with this ring, i thee wed.'
[Snow] but he hasn't got the ring
[Confusing] *hops out of Snow's pocket and down back of pew to retrieve
ring*
[Libwolf] after me 'with this ring, I thee wed'
[Confusing] here you go
[jase] whats that smell?? uh oh gotta change connors nappy, brb
[The Dean] Well, hurry up and find it.
[Confusing] *hops on Libwolf's shoulder with ring in mouth*
[Confusing] ribbit
[The Dean] Okay then. by the power vested in me as a high priest of offler i
pronounce you wolf and wife. you may kiss each other.
[Libwolf] *takes ring from Confusing* *slides it onto Hayley's hand*
[Libwolf] *steam rises, the couple are hidden*
[Hayley] *GRIN*
[Hayley] Confusing, the frog look suits you
[The Dean] *wedding music insues*
Following which I restored my morphogenic field and everyone had
a pie
fight. Then, at the reception, Jase gave a rousing speech on the newlyweds:
When Hayley first joined the list, we all assumed it was the libwolf
posting
under an alias, just like the whole snowpaw episode. But as time went
on, we
got to know our Hayley as a true person. Kind loving...corrupting of
Norwegians... And we've all been proud of the two of them. So raise
your
glasses.....what?
Unfortunatly, I had to leave soon after. Hopefully there will soon be photos of the happy event.
Libwolf